- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Donald Trump

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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