Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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