- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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