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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

roses are black violets are black i am blind

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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