- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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