- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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