- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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