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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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