- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really funny joke.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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