- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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