- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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