- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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