roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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