Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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