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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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