Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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