- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I wrote a funny joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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