What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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your face

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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