roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

no

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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