- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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