- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

men's rights activists

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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