Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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