- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

all these jokes are horrible now

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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