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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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