on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

the economy.

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