A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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