- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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