Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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