an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Anti Joke

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