guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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The global news

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A lot eh?

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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