What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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