Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Women's rights.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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school homewrok

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Anti Joke

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