Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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