How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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