- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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