- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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