Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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