- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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