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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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