A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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