- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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