Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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