What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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