What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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