- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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