Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

My spelling is horrible

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Manchester City

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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