Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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There's my tractor.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Pickle

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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