- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Women's rights.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

school homewrok

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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