Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Anti Joke

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