why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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I asked her where you were.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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a black man pays his child support

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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