- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How you know when dislextic

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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