why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Tilt your screen back .

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Praise Paisley

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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