Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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