Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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