what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A seal walks into a club.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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