How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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richard is fag

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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