God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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My jeans

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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