- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Good job, son.

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