what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

No

Women's professional sports

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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