Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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