Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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