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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Get on the boat.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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