Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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