- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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