Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Dwarf Shortage

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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