- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

poo

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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