- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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