- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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