Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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