- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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