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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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