A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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12/23/2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Anti Joke

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