- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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