Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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No your aunties a joke

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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