- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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