- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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