- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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