Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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