- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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