Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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