If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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