- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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