- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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