What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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