- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Jesus Christ

There's my tractor.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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