why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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