- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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