How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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