- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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