Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Oh, go away

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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