So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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