how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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