Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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