Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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