- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

justin beiber sucks

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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