- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Allah walked into AK Bar

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

i'm hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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