roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Male leadership.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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I'm hungry.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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