- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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