- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Refridgerator.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Jebron Lames.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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