why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Oh, go away

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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