- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Doors open

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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