- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a black man? Rob

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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