- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

This isn't funny.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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