- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

cory is gay

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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