Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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