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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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