What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Penis

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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