- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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