- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Oh, go away

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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