- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Potassium? K.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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