- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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