Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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