What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Anti Joke

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