Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

John lazzaro likes dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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