why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Tony Romo

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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