a black man pays his child support

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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