Tunechi

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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