How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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