- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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