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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What is green and slow Grass.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

If you're happy and you know it get a life

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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