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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.