Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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