- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

knock knock... ...no answer

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A russian gives away vodka.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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