- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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