What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Fat? Jesse Z

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Grace Ackerson

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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