why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Hello

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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