- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

hers a joke... japanese people

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

[Insert anti-joke here]

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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