Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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