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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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