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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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