- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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