- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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