- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Eric is gay Ha

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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