A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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