- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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