- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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