A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Boner

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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