- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A man did not like this site

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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