- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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