- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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