- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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