- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Women.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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