NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

how man

How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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