- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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