- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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